Far Beyond The Black Horizon: Episode 2 – Now Is The Winter Of Our Discount Tents, Made Glorious Summer By This Raccoon Of Nook

Episode 2 – Now Is The Winter Of Our Discount Tents, Made Glorious Summer By This Raccoon Of Nook

Remember that bit yesterday about delegation?

Here’s another worked example.

Have a guess who will end up gathering all the firewood and the Perhaps Little Snack?

It won’t be Del Boy Nooky, that’s for certain.

The only time he gets his hands dirty is if the toilet paper splits when wiping his arse.

Yes, it’s an orange. Well spotted Miss Marple.

Yeah, a right one alright!

Fade to black as I shove that orange so far up his fundament his farts will give everyone breathing them 100% RDA of Vitamin C for the next twenty four hours.

A few hours of improvised applied proctology by his two mini-mes later:

What? You had trouble selling this weed strewn heap to those you hadn’t drugged and press-ganged?

Nooktopia it is then?

Is it just me, or does Buffburg sound more a part of some urban metropolis which City Hall has rezoned to be its new gay village?

Wait, what?

Oh, I get it. After the neafarious Nook getting a citrus buttplug, the rest have decided to humour me.

Unless, of course, they all knew this one was coming up.

I’ll leave you to guess what happened next …