Extinction Rebellion Prove A Right Bunch Of Silly Bees!

Three weeks after one of their lunatic cult members failed to have the Jazz-Hands blog censored (and proof if any more were needed they don’t believe in freedom of speech), those lovers of peace, democracy and truth are attacking those other lovers of peace, democracy and true, the Liberal Democrats.

It’s been a bad week for the Fib Dums: currently under investigation for their highly dubious claims in their election leaflets and their Head of Media Rosy Cobb being caught out faking emails as part of a legal dispute with Open Democracy, whose own little ‘butterfly of doom’ (not quite as cute as the real deal, but there you go) reminded voters the ‘all things to all people with the franchise’ skeets had sold on voter data to the Remain campaign for £100 000 (without the mass tithes from many members in Westminster or Strassbourg, the Lib Dems finances have been in deep trouble for some time – hence also why they were so keen to take in all those Change UK defectors upon its inevitable implosion).

What? Ask people for their permission to do so first? Don’t be silly! All’s fair in love, war and politics – so long as you don’t get caught.

But it got worse this morning. A number of polls put their support into single figures. Now polls can be rogue, and with some estimating up to a third of voters are undecided with a week to go (unprecedented for any British general election) should be taken with a pinch of salt anyway, but it’s to no one’s surprise but the Fib Dums the more people encounter Jo Swinson, the more they’re turned off the Liberal Democrats.

Having got rid of one odious School Snitch risen to Head Girl in Theresa May, whoever thought Swinson’s snide tones would endere herself to the public must have been smoking a particularly large bong of that blend they’d legalise if in power (or at least that’s what they’re telling ‘select audiences’ – ie. the young and the poor, because that’s what the young and poor want most of all – right?)

Now to end a perfect day before it has even started, their ‘Battle Bus’ (a Liberal/LibDem staple since the days of David Steel in the 1970s) has been attacked by Extinction Rebellion members, dressed up as bees, who after flitting around like a complete load of mincing nancy boys (Arthur Askey must be turning in his grave), glued themselves to the bus.

Considering Jo Swinson flitted with these thugs when they made nuisances of themselves in London earlier this year, nice to see her getting a taste of the medicine ordinary members of the public had to swallow when trying to get to their own work.

The funniest part of all is that – once again – Extinction Rebellion got their facts wrong. In targetting the LibDems Battle Bus for being a carbon fuel spewing gas guzzler, it never came into their heads to check that it was a carbon fuel spewing gas guzzler to begin with – rather than an all-electric powered one.

Extinction Rebellion – being a complete liability to environmentalism then, now and always.

Postscript: Extinction Rebellion proved their inability to bee nice or bee hive behave by flashmobbing the Grimsby constituency headquarters for Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party campaign.

The sting operation backfired yet again when the Brexiteers promptly entered it as an installation for this year’s Turner Prize.