Race Obsessed Guardian Newspaper Makes A Fool Of Itself Again Within Its Own Article

Trust The Guardian to decide making a fool of itself in one week with its Vulva Britannia picture wasn’t enough.

In today’s search for something contemporary to say which doesn’t make them look more out of touch with the masses than a member of Britain’s Royal Family (Fortnite is responsible for youth violence? Yes, what can you expect from James Hewitt’s bundling), it has now decided to try and spoil everyone’s fun by saying they shouldn’t be watching Game Of Thrones because it is racist.

Before you even say what I’ll bet you’re dying to – hold your breath! You’re going to need it for laughter in a moment.

Two paragraphs down down from starting their ‘there are no blacks in GoT’, and what do we find?

Hi Guardian, feeling stupid yet?

Missandei and Grey Worm of course were being shipped by fans long before it happened – and certainly long before Queen Porn Face decided shagging her pretty, brave but dopey cousin was a good idea (and just about anyone else, except the only man that’s ever truly loved her, Ser Jorah Mormont, instead of merely seeing her as a f**ktoy or a means to an end).

They were also Queen Porn Face’s closest advisors long before Tyrion and Varys turned up – her two star strikers acquired by free transfer upon Tywin Lannister’s killing – by which time they’d already conquored most of Essos. Which makes them kind of a big deal to those paying attention (which the writer of that article certainly wasn’t – Porn Face ‘civilised’ the Dothraki? Um, when? )

Thought that ought to be mentioned before anyone says ‘but they were only minor characters’ – the usual fallback when caught getting it wrong again of white middle class Guardian journalists or their pretendy black ‘guest columnists’. ‘I am a person of colour by one eighth on my paternal grandmother’s side, with mental health issues, gender in transition, sorted into Ravenclaw with Thunderbird rising … ‘ – oh please go and throw yourself into a crematorium furnace and do the planet’s carbon footprint a favour!

There’s a little matter none of the Guardian‘s right-on worshippers care to mention: that rag’s lack of own full time, permanent, non-white journalists. The Guardian‘s one of the most gammon rags in the fifth estate, but they’re all ‘woke’, so that makes it alright then?

Pass the sick bag.