Louisa Manning – Most Epic Pwnage Since Casey Heynes
Read this and prepare to bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
The full text above reads as follows:
‘Hey so sorry I can’t join you tonight.
Remember year 8, when I was fat and you made fun of my weight? No? I do – I spent the following three years eating less than an apple a day so I’ve decided to skip dinner.
Remember the monobrow you mocked? The hairy legs you were disgusted by?
Remember how every day for three years you and your friends called me “Manbeast”?
No, perhaps you don’t or you wouldn’t have seen how I look eight years after and deemed me fuckable enough to treat me like a human being.
I thought I’d send you this as a reminder. Next time you think of me, picture that girl in this photo because that’s the one who stood you up. Louisa.’
Louisa Manning – the sort of heroine this shitty world needs.
Any chance she and Casey Heynes – for the ultimate good of humanity, civilisation, evolution, etc. – could have children together, to be trained Hanna style and released into the world with the life time mission of opening cans of Whoop Ass on all the arsebuckets of this world?
It could be sponsored by the U.N. and called ‘Operation Less Pricks’.
In the meantime, if you want to tell her on her Twitter page what an sweet and justified piece of revenge this was, offer to do her laundry and all other household chores for a year, generally grovel in her awesomeness, etc. here is her Twitter page.
And Now For Something Completely Different
Rainbow Aerograph Poster Pictures
Please find a collection of five poster pictures available as pictures for your Sims 3 game.
The poster pictures use a mesh with many thanks by Yarona at Sims Modeli, so you do not need any stuff packs for this to work – it’s all base game friendly.
To use, download, unzip, and drop the contained folder into your The Sims 3\mods\packages folder and they should show up.
Enjoy!
Not sure if they are supposed to be aerographs, but they look like aerographs, so that’s what they are getting called.
Are Just Gay Poster Pictures
Please find a collection of six poster pictures for your Sims 3 game.
The poster pictures use a mesh with many thanks by Yarona at Sims Modeli, so you do not need any stuff packs for this to work – it’s all base game friendly.
To use, download, unzip, and drop the contained folder into your The Sims 3\mods\packages folder and they should show up.
Enjoy!
John Cooper Clarke Graffiti
Please find two different pieces of graffiti available as pictures for your Sims 3 game (if you want to place on an outside wall, press CTRL, Shift and C before typing MoveObjects on in the control panel).
You do not need any stuff packs for this to work – it’s all base game friendly.
To use, download, unzip, and drop the contained folder into your The Sims 3\mods\packages folder and they should show up.
Enjoy!
John Cooper Clarke is a British poet whose works are used in schools, but unlike most poets inflicted on schoolchildren, he is still alive.
Clarke took a different route to conventional poets to gain attention, his rise to fame came from being an unlikely warm up act to many punk bands playing in the north of England during the 1970s, where his deadpan wit and satirical verse on crumbling urban Britain made him a massive influence on all forms of alternative culture from poetry to art and music.Although most of his works have been a cappella, his most famous poem of all – Beasley Street – is best heard in its original slower musically accompanied form.
Beasley Street was a dispiriting, forgettable back street in Gorton later renamed Bannock Street (at the Post Office’s insistence) – a real life version of Hardy’s legendary Mixen Lane – that by the time of John Cooper Clarke’s poem was largely in ruins, overrun with vermin and awaiting demolition – like many urban back streets in the UK during the 1970s.
Clarke has since claimed the poem was inspired by Camp Street and he never even knew such a street of that name existed, but this had probably more to do with the later revelation that Beasley Street’s one grisly claim to fame before the poem was Moors Murderer Myra Hindley, who lived there with her gran at the time it was renamed to Bannock Street.
Clarke’s other best known poems are Evidently Chickentown, I Don’t Want To Be Nice, I Wanna Be Yours, Kung-Fu International, Majorca, Punk Rock Revival, Twat and You’ll Never See A Nipple In The Daily Express.
Rare ‘Rabies No Pets’ Poster (World Rabies Awareness Day 28th September)
Following on from last year’s collection, a rare poster from the UK anti-rabies campaign of the 1970s.
The poster picture use a mesh with many thanks by Yarona at Sims Modeli, so you do not need any stuff packs for this to work – it’s all base game friendly.
To use, download, unzip, and drop the contained folder into your The Sims 3\mods\packages folder and they should show up.
Enjoy!
The Sims 4 Official Trailer Of Failure
Georgie Sharp
Please find a collection of thirty poster pictures from the pastel work of Georgie Sharp available as pictures for your Sims 3 game.
The poster pictures use a mesh with many thanks by Yarona at Sims Modeli, so you do not need any stuff packs for this to work – it’s all base game friendly.
To use, download, unzip, and drop the contained folder into your The Sims 3\mods\packages folder and they should show up.
Enjoy!
Georgie Sharp is an artist and photographer from Port Augusta in South Australia whose works can be found at the Curdnatta Art Group Gallery, which offers a sales outlet and display for local arts and crafts in addition to advice and support.
Bizarre European Political Parties
Something a little unusual this time, done during the European elections for a bit of fun during random explores of the interwebmabobs.
A collection of nine t-shirts various motifs from seven of the stranger parties to have taken part in elections.
Will fit Teen, Young Adult and Adults.
All items are recolourable, but the logos aren’t.
Please find a collection of twenty one poster pictures available for your Sims 3 game.
The poster pictures use a mesh with many thanks by Yarona at Sims Modeli, so you do not need any stuff packs for this to work – it’s all base game friendly.
To use, download, unzip, and drop the contained folder into your The Sims 3\mods\packages folder and they should show up.
Enjoy!
By way of explanation:
Captain Rainbow’s Universal Party: Founded by George Weiss, campaigned for national issues to be decided by referendums rather than solely by Parliament.
Dream Job (Sanjska) : Slovakian party who promised if elected to the European Parliament to give its members the opportunity to represent them in Brussels for a month by lottery.
Garlic Front (Fokhagymafront): Hungarian sister party of the German Apple Front (Front Deutscher Äpfel) founded by Ármin Langer, parodying the far right while promising to protect Hungarian garlic growers from Chinese imports and vampires. Arch enemies of the Two-Tailed Dog Party.
Raving Loony Green Giant Party: Their platform was a mixture of environmental and completely mental. In 1991 their leader Stuart Hughes became the first ‘Loony’ candidate to win a contested governmental election. Not only this, but Hughes is one of the few to have held seats in all three tiers of local government (parish/town/city, district and county) simultaneously (Sidmouth, Sidmouth Woolbrook and Sidmouth Rural).
Snails Of Decay (Escargots Pour La Décroissance) : followers of the 19th century French economic philosophy of décroissance, which opposes capitalist growth at the expense of humanity and the environment. Their party is the Parti Pour La Décroissance. The snail is their symbol as it represents slow progress and it thrives from living off decaying matter.
The Idle Toad: Party founded by Tom Sharratt after being deselected by Labour claiming he’d been an ‘idle toad’ despite being a councillor for twenty eight years – he retained his seat with an increased majority. Sharratt had been publicly critical as a journalist of the increasing authoritarianism of the national party upon the ‘New Labour’ rebranding. Sharratt had first come to national attention as the journalist covering the James Bulger child murder trial for The Guardian.
Two Tailed Dog Party (Magyar Kétfarkú Kutya Párt): Hungarian ‘absurdist’ party who campaign by street graffiti, fly posting and sabotaging anything in a non-lethal manner. Their dog logo is called Istvan Nagy.
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Click on the following links if you wish t-shirts for the Apple Front (Germany/Austria/Greenland), Orange Alternative (Poland/Ukraine), Lemon Party (Canada) or Official Monster Raving Loony Party for your Sims 3 game.
All courtesy of The Mare’s Nest.
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