Anyone Else Remember The Day Tech Companies Told The Truth? Nope …

Option 4: Do f**k all and to no surprise your tablet, phone and everything else accesses your Yahoo emails as normal.

Yahoo are the past masters of this skeet shot claiming you have to change something or Bad Things Will Happen – Dun Dun Duuuuuun!

Change to our new super duper hawt and sexy mail or Bad Things Will Happen.

Give us your mobile phone number for security and peace of mind and stuffs or Bad Things Will Happen.

When you refuse to do it, they invoke the corporate Big Fat Do It Anyway clause, adding in small print in medieval Japanese that you can switch back to ‘Classic Mode’ at any time.

WordPress have become as bad, as they dumb down the platform enough to encourage more fluffy bimbos to switch over their vacuous consumer whore blogs about their Outfit Of The Day, Overpriced Pretentious Coffee Of The Day and Real World Issues Pretending To Care About For The Sake Of Extra Hits Of The Day, in the belief they’ll make a living out of it from ad revenue and never have to do a day’s real work.

(You want to become rich and famous while doing zero real work? Become some celebrity or British royal family member’s concubine – tried and tested for over two centuries, and with modern divorce laws you’ll get far more than a free haircut on Tower Hill when they tire of you).