Far Beyond The Black Horizon: Episode 9 – Master Bait

Episode 9 – Master Bait

Have finally discovered the cause of those tiny spurts of water coming up through the sand.

That was my first great idea.

The second was even better.

If there’s one way to get on the right side of a Nook, show them your clam.

Only a coincidence Tommy Boy’s thoughts immediately turned to DIY and what he could do it he had plenty of wood.

Perhaps that’s why he attempted to stimulate my clematis.

No thank you Tommy, it’s time for me to go down to the beach and master bait.

There’s no point in simply tossing into the sea indiscriminately, otherwise you can spend all night tugging away on your pole at the slightest twinge of interest, and no matter how iron you give your flimsy rod you’ll still end up pulling nothing more than a tiddler.

A little ironic under the circumstances, but all I ended up catching was crabs.

Oh goodie. You’re bringing that old weirdo over who liked going on about his mother’s crabs?

Sure. Stick a broom up my arse next time I come in here and I’ll even sweep the floor every time I fart.

May as well get it over with.

Goll as gaccan, yes.

Dear wishing star, please don’t let Blathers be a creepy old tweedy pervert like last time.

Okay, I’ll settle for not as much a one.