Why Is The Guardian So Jealous Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina?

Down at Snowflake Central, the Guardianistas are still crying their little hearts out how unfair it remains that Britain decided to chose something other than a party of unrepentent anti-Semites run by a decrepid Karl Marx fanboy with a sixth former’s sentimentalist view of socialism and ‘noble savages’ (ie. everyone foreign wanting to kill his own nation’s citizens – like Hagrid with every magical creature of increasing psychoses).

Long may these Pret cappuchino fuelled vermin continue to suffer – they’ve earned it.

They have however a new distraction even more banal than the current Harry and Meghan claptrap.

What’s wrong, Hadley Freeman? Jealous?

The Guardian produces a paper the contents of which daily smells like the contents from my arse after my attempts at Tikka Masala and home made Lentil Pakora – clearly you don’t see anything wrong in the selling of that!