Jazz Hands Reaches 50 000 Views – Let’s Celebrate In A Fashion Appropriate To The Enormity Of The Event!

Prepare the Salmon Cannon, Colour Sergeant! Fire the salute!

The deadliest weapon in the arsenal of the Isle of Man, and the real reason it has so many fish farms and no one messes with the Manx.

The Tynwald has the capability of firing a live trained forty pound salmon to any point on earth, using their fins to correct their trajectory during flight, until they are able to give some skeet the well earned slap in the face they deserve.

This is the future of warfare.

The Icelandic government is already in talks with the Manx government for an order to fit a Salmon Cannon to the pride of the Icelandic Fleet, the ICGV Tyr, veteran of the Cod Wars when it gave the British Royal Navy a damn good thrashing.

‘Innit marvellous! Finally pass the 50 000 mark after nine years, and I play second fiddle to a bloody piscine! Oh well, many thanks to anyone that’s ever plugged it, mentioned it or in any ways given the impetus to continue with this irregular blog. You’re not getting rid of me and the Lonely Islanders that easily, so expect us to be around to celebrate ten years of existence next year.’