As If It Couldn’t Get Worse For The Post-Farage Kippers – Now Career Internet Trolls ENDORSE Them!

UKIP is simply the gift which keeps on giving.

After the success of the Brexit referendum, there was nowhere left for them to go, support crashed and it went through more leaders than Hogwarts goes through Defence Against The Dark Arts teachers. All which kept it going was a lack of alternative choices for the little kippers to swim to, and the prospect Nigel Farage – politics cross-pollination of Al Murray’s The Pub Landlord with Mr Bean – would one day return as threatened if those in Parliament did everything they could to stop Brexit from happening.

Which they did, so he did.

Except it was to a brand new party, the Brexit Party.

For in the interim, UKIP was taking on board a lot of human rubbish from the imploded British far right left with nowhere else to go – the BNP and NF now at the stage they have difficulty getting anyone to even sign their nomination papers at election time.

Those in UKIP who wanted somewhere else to go as a result, now found somewhere else to go. Bye bye UKIP and 5%, hello Brexit Party and first place on 28% in the polls.

To make it worse, UKIP are even adopting YouTube trolls as candidates, under the absurd logic that as they had viewers it would give them a better chance of doing well. The concept such candidates would put even more people off than ever for voting for them did not appear to register.

But even in their wildest nightmares, never did UKIP ever imagine their South West England European Parliamentary candidate Carl Benjamin, aka internet troll Sargon of Akkad, would be so moronic as to say to a political opponent ‘I wouldn’t even rape you,’ thinking this made for edgy satire.

It makes no difference that the target – Labour MP Jess Phillips – is a skeet with an ego so large moons orbit it. This is never an acceptable comment to make in any circumstances, let alone as part of supposed political discourse.

So angry were some remaining kippers about it and Benjamin’s lack of remorse (for an encore, he threw in some edgy ‘I don’t give a s**t about the Holocaust’ remarks to Jewish newspapers), the party’s Gloucestershire website was taken down by the registered owner in protest, six UKIP Branch Chairs in Gloucestershire, all three adopted Parliamentary candidates, the County Chairman and the South West Regional Chairman all resigned from the party.

To almost crown it, the chair of the Swindon UKIP branch – which had this Sargon of Akkad forced on them by HQ – had enough when Mr Controversial said on YouTube ‘I can be quoted as saying you can f*** young boys. It’s actually not as controversial as you think. Depends on the child, doesn’t it?’

Could it get any worse for UKIP, two days to polling day in the local elections?

How does being endorsed by career trolls forum Kiwi Farms grab you, whose members are as devoid of basic human empathy as they are of basic hygiene.

Wow, are these crazy days we are living in! There is now a political party in the UK which is even more stupid and evil than the current John Tyndall Fan Club version of the National Front, a stunning blow for them to be sure since that piece of notoriety was about all it had left. The only way it can regain their covetted place of worst of the worse after this is if it announced its next slate of election candidates included Cersei Lannister – best hurry though, as with three weeks of Game Of Thrones left she might not be alive that long!