The British National Party: Managing To Outstupid Even Diane Abbott

Three cheers for the BNP’s ability to make itself look stupider than any of the so-called anti-fascist or anti-racist groups could ever manage in a lifetime. Better still, they managed it in a piece involving one of their regular soft targets – Diane Abbott.

If you want to induce instant rage amongst anyone Afro-Caribbean in London, you have two easy options. One is to ask them what they think about the Notting Hill ‘carnival’. Started by Afro-Caribbean immigrants and local white hippies wanting to reintroduce the community fairs back to London celebrating local traditions which had been largely banned in the capital down the centuries as ‘subversive’; once local authorities saw it was a way of making lots of money, it was highjacked by the race relations industry, bent politicians and the sort who would sell their grandmothers for gold, and is more an excuse for Guardianistas to get drunk and smoke pot in public in Britain’s largest corporate sponsored mass frottage outside of a One Direction concert at Wembley.

The second way is to ask them what they think of Diane Abbott.

The flappy mouthed Abbott epitomises everything wrong with British politics: holding a seat where a tin of dog food would win so long as a Labour Party rosette was stuck on it, with no change to her job prospects despite every demonstration over the last twenty five years of being breathtakingly unsuited to the post. As with most British parliamentary seats, the ‘safer’ the seat, the greater the stupidity of the incumbent. She is often wheeled out as a ‘spokesperson’ for black communities despite having little contact with any outside of election time, with predictable lack of results.

Abbott’s main claim to fame is loudmouthed populist left-wing rhetoric on race, feminism and socialism to appeal to people’s worst instincts – for and against her – juxtaposed with barefaced hypocrisy (even by Parliamentary standards). Demanding private schools be banned, she sent her own children to them. Demanding private healthcare provision be banned didn’t stop her using one to NHS queue jump because she ‘needed’ to. Demanding MPs be stopped from having second jobs, she became a newspaper columnist and regular TV pundit.

Her live TV interviews are frequent trainwrecks due to her lack of even the most basic knowledge on issues she is supposed to be her party’s spokesperson for, which she believes she can substitute for with bluster. Imagine a beached whale being given the Charlie Sheen roast for an approximate idea of how bad she is. But because she is Cambridge University alumni, she is given successive high profile jobs – so much for the ‘people’s party’, every bit as bad as the Tories.

No surprise therefore that Britain’s racist far-right love her as their favourite pantomime villain – especially the BNP. They were back to foaming at the mouth about her this evening in a fashion almost as predictable as her.

‘We don’t have time to waste!’ it says – which certainly appears to be the case for the BNP’s website manager at any rate.

One eagle eyed member, Robert Fernshaw pointed out someone as cretinous as Diane Abbott was clearly in charge of it.

Scrolling down the page, he was correct!

To prove this wasn’t merely some accidental copying of a previous headline onto a different article.

Lastly, to prove Robert Fernshaw is a part member and not an opponent wanting to cause trouble for them.

Oh dear! Let’s see Adam Walker’s gang of losers explain away this one.