If You Think Making Meghan Markle A Royal Is Some Sort Of Triumph, You’re An Imbecile

We have a new parasite in Britain’s biggest shower of welfare scroungers – the Royal Family.

‘Will you take the ex-wife of Trevor Engelson?” ‘Will you take the illegitimate love child of James Hewitt?’

The most insufferable bullshit from the whole business is the way people are acting like this changes a goddamn thing.

Some D-list actress marries into royalty, and the masses act as if it is history, the crossing of a rubicon, the first time that … um … something!

Grace Kelly, later Princess Grace of Monaco

Yeah, because when Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier III, Monaco was transformed from being the playground for rich tax-dodgers (the nation was nothing more than the Feudal state of the Grimaldis in practice) into … um, hang on!

As for the ‘first black royal’ bullshit …

Meet Britain’s first black member of the Royal Family – Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz – the wife of George III.

Displaying slightly less of the grotesque inbreeding which was the curse of the royal families of Europe.

You remember George III? He was the King of Great Britain when the U.S. told us to piss off.

Yeah, we have a black queen, and the U.S. tells us to hit the road Jack – well it always has been historically the most racist nation on earth by its actions, what did you expect?

She had a mere fifteen children (!) and as she came from the African branch of the Portuguese Royal House, Margarita de Castro y Sousa (the Portuguese had no problems about their royalty marrying into the royal families of Africans umpteen tribal chiefs), this is one of the reasons Britain – along with Portugal – enjoyed much better relations with its African colonies than the French, Belgians and especially the Germans. It’s all in the blood.

All that stuff you see called the Queen Charlotte this and the Queen Charlotte that? She’s the homie responsible. She’s also the reason the world remembers Johann Sebastian Bach, Kew Gardens became a hub for world botanical studies, and – ah go look it up yourselves!

‘But but but she doesn’t count!’ I hear you cry. ‘She’s far too white looking!’ What’s Duchess Meghan of Sussex then? Not only whiter than Harry (an achievement in itself when he’s a ginger!), she’s whiter than that blonde porn model Veneshia Monique Peoples aka The Quxxn was pretending to be!

[For British readers, you may be appalled to learn that in the States many believe in the so-called ‘one drop’ rule – that is, if someone’s direct descendants include so much as one person of another colour, then they are ‘merely’ mixed race. Hence all the bullshit from rabble rousing arseturnip Alton Maddox Jr that Barack Obama didn’t count as America’s first black president (a line which only started when it became clear he was going to be every bit as useless as every past president when it came to making the lot of non-white, non-rich Americans any better]

No, truth is another waste of space has married into the British state’s sponsored national wastes of space, and the dumb Heat reading masses and Americans addicted to celeb gossip have ‘gasms because focussing on trivia is much easier than focussing on reality in nations where the adults like Peter Pan never grow up.

Meanwhile the homeless who were cleared off the streets of Windsor lest they spoil the TV shots creep back to eking out what existence they can as everyone’s lives return back to normal – unchanged, unimproved, unlikely ever to.

Hip, hip, Huzzah!