Louisa Manning – Most Epic Pwnage Since Casey Heynes

Read this and prepare to bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

The full text above reads as follows:

‘Hey so sorry I can’t join you tonight.

Remember year 8, when I was fat and you made fun of my weight? No? I do – I spent the following three years eating less than an apple a day so I’ve decided to skip dinner.

Remember the monobrow you mocked? The hairy legs you were disgusted by?

Remember how every day for three years you and your friends called me “Manbeast”?

No, perhaps you don’t or you wouldn’t have seen how I look eight years after and deemed me fuckable enough to treat me like a human being.

I thought I’d send you this as a reminder. Next time you think of me, picture that girl in this photo because that’s the one who stood you up. Louisa.’

Louisa Manning – the sort of heroine this shitty world needs.

Any chance she and Casey Heynes – for the ultimate good of humanity, civilisation, evolution, etc. – could have children together, to be trained Hanna style and released into the world with the life time mission of opening cans of Whoop Ass on all the arsebuckets of this world?

It could be sponsored by the U.N. and called ‘Operation Less Pricks’.

In the meantime, if you want to tell her on her Twitter page what an sweet and justified piece of revenge this was, offer to do her laundry and all other household chores for a year, generally grovel in her awesomeness, etc. here is her Twitter page.