Meanwhile, on Lonely Island (Ha! Here’s One Rflong7 Never Erased In Time)

It’s another beautiful day on Lonely Island – as always until they introduce weather – with all the islanders celebrating that since Rflong7 has made her towns and island’s out of bounds to the rest of the Simmie world, no-one can come and collect any tax money from them. Does this make Lonely Island the first Simmie tax haven?

Meanwhile, on the north east coast, something strange has appeared.

What’s this? Some sort of Berlin Wall thing to keep out tax inspectors from the Isle Of Sims?

And what’s this? Rehearsals for Lonely Island’s first all-girl band? What do you call yourselves – The Not Very Quick And The Undead?

‘Cease your derpage or I will dominate you with my crabbiness. My associates and I are airing my new improved wall art and rather fetching t-shirts.’

The sooner someone from the waste disposal department fetches them, the better.

‘Do you wish my Vorpal blade to tear you a new one? My friends are delighted to be the first to wear these new designs.’

Of course they are – whatever you say, Cloverstardrop!

‘You’re asking for a good vorpelling. Willow has, um, a trapped sneeze, Rowan’s having, erm, an asthma attack, and Hazel’s, ur, practicing her world famous Homsar impression.’

‘Homsar impression indeed! We’re only doing this because she threatened to practice her singing instead.’

That bad?

‘Only last week, the police came over from the Isle Of Sims when she was singing “Red Rain”, and said they’d received an emergency phonecall that someone was murdering Peter Gabriel.’

‘Confounded at every turn by douchewaffledom! I will poke you with a Q-Tip Hazel with extreme crabbery if you persist – Haily’s not moaning about it, is she?’

‘Only because you jabbed her.’

‘It was only a Kerplunk stick!’

‘May I ask where you managed to find a Kerplunk stick capable of injecting 100ml of Hypnoval?’

‘Come on Hazel, I had to do something. That roofie I put in her Sprite was taking too long to work.’

Moving along!

If any of you are interested in the wall sized pictures, here’s how they look in-game.